Devil's Radio Favorite Christmas Songs!

THE DEVIL'S RADIO TOP 10 CHRISTMAS SONGS OF ALL TIME..... 

  

10.  FATHER CHRISTMAS- THE KINKS 

**WE LOVE THIS ONE BECAUSE THE POOR KIDS HAVE UNITED AS ONE TO BEAT UP SALVATION ARMY SANTAS AND TAKE THERE MONEY DUE TO POOR LIVING CONDITIONS AKA DONALD TRUMPS AMERICA 

9.      CHRISTMAS WRAPPING-THE WAITRESSES 

             **THIS IS ESSENTIALLY ABOUT A YOUNG LADY WHO IS RE-EVALUATING LIFE 

                 IN THE TERMS OF HOW MANY ATTEMPTS TO “GET A BOYFRIEND” OVER THE 

                 CALENDER YEAR, ONLY TO FIND LOVE AND PRESUMABLY SEX IN 

                  A GROCERY STORE XMAS EVE....SNIFF SNIFF 

8.      ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS YOU-MARIAH CAREY & JUSTIN BIEBER 

                **THE VIDEO IS THE HOMERUN HERE, ITS WAS THE LAST TIME IN HISTORY 

                THAT JUSTIN WAS AN INNOCENT BOY. MARIAH CAREY HOWEVER APPARENTLY 

                THOUGHT IT WAS A PORNO SHOOT BECAUSE SHE TOTALLY MILF'D IT UP. 

                BOTTOM LINE, THIS PROJECT TURNED BIEBER INTO THE DAMAGED SOUL WE 

                 SEE TODAY....AHHHH THE HOLIDAYS 

7.      BABY, ITS COLD OUTSIDE-SUNG BY ANYONE 

                    ***ITS ALL IN THE LYRICS, THIS SHOULD HAVE BEEN WRITTEN BY BILL 

                     COSBY. ITS ESSENTAILLY A GUY TRYING DESPERATELY KEEP A GIRL FROM 

                      LEAVING HIS HOME BEFORE SHE GIVES UP THE A**. HE KEEPS OFFERING 

                      HER DRINKS WHICH I IMAGINE ARE ROOFIED, AND AT THE END HE BREAKS 

                      THE LADY'S WILL AND YOU ARE LEFT TO BELIEVE THAT SHE STAYS. THIS 

                      IS RIPE TO BE TURNED INTO A FILM STARING JENNIFER LOPEZ 

6.      CHRISTMAS IN HOLLIS-RUN DMC 

                       ***CHRISTMAS RAP IS BEAUTIFUL, BECAUSE INSTEAD OF SLEIGH BELLS 

                         AND HOLLY, MOM'S COOKING CHICKEN AND COLLARD GREENS. THIS IS 

                         ACTUALLY A BRILLIANTLY WRITTEN GEM, AND STILL ONE OF THE 

                         GREATEST HOLIDAY VIDEOS EVER, THE FOLLOW UP  “CHRISTMAS IS” 

                          WAS EVEN MORE GHETTOED OUT, BUT NOT NEARLY AS SWEET 

5.      MISTRESS FOR CHRISTMAS-AC/DC 

                          ***VERY POPULAR IN THE SWINKE HOUSEHOLD THIS TIME OF YEAR, IF 

                           YOU ARE A FAN OF THE EXCESS OF THE LATE EIGHTIES/EARLY NINETIES 

                           THEN THIS DITTY IS FOR YOU. IT IS ESSENTIALLY THE DIEHARD OF 

                           CHRISTMAS SONGS, NOT REALLY A CHRISTMAS SONG, BUT A STRIP 

                           CLUB WITH A CHRISTMAS TREE IN AUDIO FORM 

4.      GRANDMA GOT RUN OVER BY A REINDEER-ELMO & PATSY 

                           **GRANDMA IS MURDERED ON CHRISTMAS EVE, AND THE FAMILY IS 

                            OK WITH IT, EVEN GRAMPA IS PLAYING CARDS, BUT THE WORST PART IS 

                             THEY ARE GONNA RETURN GRANDMA'S GIFTS FOR CASH. BUT THE 

                             FACT THAT THIS SONG'S FOCAL POINT IS CENTERED AROUND THE 

                             THE GRUESOME BEASTIALITY-ESQUE MURDER OF A LOVED ONE MAKE 

                             IT A TOP FIVE DEVIL'S RADIO HOLIDAY CLASSIC 

3.      CHRISTMAS SHOES-NEWSONG 

                                **OK BEFORE YOU CALL ME A HEARTLESS BASTARD, WHICH OF 

                                 COURSE I AM. THIS SONG IS A COMMERCIALLY CREATED FUND 

                                RAISER FOR OUR MORALLY BANKRUPT SOCIETY. I HAVE FAR WORSE 

  

  

                            EXPERIENCES WAITING IN LINE AT WALMART. NOW ITS SAD THE 

                             KID WANTS TO BUY TERMINALLY ILL MAMA FANCY SHOES SO 

                             SHE LOOKS BEAUTIFUL WHILE MEETING JESUS, BUT ITS #1 IN A 

                            COUNTRY THAT MAKES YOU FEEL BAD FOR SAYING MERRY 

                             CHRISTMAS. NEWSONG BOUGHT BIG HOUSES WITH THE MONEY 

                             MADE FROM THIS MUSICAL GUILT TRIP, MAMA STILL DIED AND THEY 

                             CASHED THE CHECKS....PURE HOLIDAY MAGIC 

2.      CHRISTMAS WITH THE DEVIL-SPINAL TAP 

***THIS SHOULD BE NO SURPRISE AT #2, ITS SPINAL TAP, ONE OF THE GREATEST SATIRICAL ACHIEVEMENTS IN HISTORY. THIS SONG IS PURE GENIUS. IF YOU HAVE'NT SEEN THIS IS SPINAL TAP, I FEEL BAD FOR YOU...THE LYRICS ARE PROFOUNDLY STUPID AND THE SONG IS SO STEROTYPICALLY 80'S BAD, THAT IT IS A TRUE MASTER WORK. 

1.      CHRISTMAS AT GROUND ZERO-WEIRD AL YANKOVIC 

                                   ***THE OFFICIAL THEME SONG OF DEVIL'S RADIO AT CHRISTMAS 

                                     TIME, AND IN 2016 IN LIGHT OF THE RECENT POLITICAL CLIMATE 

                                     SHIFT THIS LITTLE BALLAD ABOUT  CHRISTMAS ARMAGEDDON 

                                     COULD VERY WELL BE A SNAP SHOT OF CHRISTMAS 2017. HOW 

                                     DID WEIRD AL KNOW IN 1986 THAT WE WOULD BE DEALING WITH 

                                     ZOMBIES AND NUCLEAR WAR IN 2016...”WE'LL DODGE DEBRIS 

                                      WHILE WE TRIM THE TREE UNDERNEATH THE MUSHROOM 

                                       CLOUD”  IT DOESNT GET FUNNIER THAN THAT 

  

    AND THERE YOU HAVE IT, ON BEHALF OF ALL OF US AT DEVIL'S RADIO WE WISH YOU A HAPPY HOLIDAY SEASON....WE WILL SEE YOU IN 2017 FOR MORE NONSENSE AND BAD RADIO (IF WE ARENT FIRED FIRST!!!) 

  ***SIDE NOTE, THIS BLOG IS PROOF THAT WE READ ALL STATION E-MAILS AND LOVE OUR PROGRAM DIRECTORS AND MUSICAL DIRECTORS...THAT IS ALL!!

1 comment

  • Tony

    Tony Home

    Loved it.....Christmas in Hollis is a timeless treasure....

    Loved it.....Christmas in Hollis is a timeless treasure....

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